Hanmegart is a god.

He takes the form of a small, pitiless jackal.

Hanmegart created silver nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hanmegart, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hanmegart, he will turn you into a duck.

Hanmegart's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Hanmegart's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat corn.

2. Run away from magenta great tits, for they are unholy.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Never wear brown skirts.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.