Pibhimbudsug is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, flying goose.

Pibhimbudsug created tapeworms two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibhimbudsug, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pibhimbudsug, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Pibhimbudsug's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Pibhimbudsug's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Hide if seven snails approach from the north.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.