Cibpangkam is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, charitable bear.

Cibpangkam created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibpangkam, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cibpangkam, it will make you grow a tail.

Cibpangkam's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cibpangkam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching gold.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Cibpangkam in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never eat cherries on days of mourning.

4. Never talk about hamsters.

5. Always treat nematodes with great respect.