Vag Vinlikbabdun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, passionate dryad.

Vag Vinlikbabdun created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vag Vinlikbabdun, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vag Vinlikbabdun, she will torture you forever.

Vag Vinlikbabdun's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Vag Vinlikbabdun's Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Always look after injured voles.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.