Nurthanbell is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, capable ant.

Nurthanbell created a Higgs boson nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurthanbell, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nurthanbell, it will be very unhappy.

Nurthanbell's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Nurthanbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Remain kneeling during prayer.

4. Never record names.

5. Never mention doves.