Catrillspagpitshavweedaphen is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, astonishing hippopotamus.

Catrillspagpitshavweedaphen created the planet Venus six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Catrillspagpitshavweedaphen, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Catrillspagpitshavweedaphen, she will turn you into a snail.

Catrillspagpitshavweedaphen's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Catrillspagpitshavweedaphen's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain standing at dusk.

2. Do not hurt rats.

3. Do not take Catrillspagpitshavweedaphen's name in vain.

4. Never eat melons on days of mourning.

5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.