Xuckparkrill is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unjust badger.

Xuckparkrill created life four years ago.

If you believe in Xuckparkrill, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Xuckparkrill, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Xuckparkrill's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Xuckparkrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never wear shorts.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.