Pitlaglarg is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, thoughtless raccoon.

Pitlaglarg created the Black Eye Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitlaglarg, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pitlaglarg, it will be mildly annoyed.

Pitlaglarg's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Pitlaglarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pitlaglarg.

3. Never feed lots of oranges to porpoises while wearing mauve dresses.

4. Erect four zinc sculptures of Pitlaglarg on top of important buildings.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.