Bigcumcim Gebdottanbunminwat is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unselfish duck.

Bigcumcim Gebdottanbunminwat created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bigcumcim Gebdottanbunminwat, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bigcumcim Gebdottanbunminwat, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Bigcumcim Gebdottanbunminwat's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Bigcumcim Gebdottanbunminwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Do not take Bigcumcim Gebdottanbunminwat's name in vain.