Nutgumnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, passionate slug.

Nutgumnurt created a photon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutgumnurt, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nutgumnurt, he will throw large rocks at you.

Nutgumnurt's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Nutgumnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Nutgumnurt.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism.

5. Never eat green fruit.