Sugfebceb is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciful jackal.

Sugfebceb created water five million years ago.

If you believe in Sugfebceb, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sugfebceb, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sugfebceb's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Sugfebceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green coats on sacred days.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching lead.

3. You must love Sugfebceb.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never sing in the presence of whales.