Lunnadyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, competent shark.

Lunnadyatt created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunnadyatt, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lunnadyatt, she will manifest in front of you.

Lunnadyatt's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Lunnadyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. You must pray to Lunnadyatt eight times a day.

3. Never wear indigo stockings.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never hurt seals.