Fotfabmut is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, almighty grasshopper.

Fotfabmut created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fotfabmut, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fotfabmut, she will turn you into a sheep.

Fotfabmut's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Fotfabmut's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three cats approach from the south.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Fotfabmut.