Bunlopbug is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, amazing crab.

Bunlopbug created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunlopbug, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bunlopbug, it will turn you into a plant.

Bunlopbug's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Bunlopbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always pray immersed in water.