Damsisvol is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, sapient spider.

Damsisvol created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Damsisvol, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Damsisvol, she will cry a lot.

Damsisvol's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Damsisvol's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Never talk about optics near cats while wearing pink kilts.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always look after injured manatees.

5. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.