Litkipgov is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, fast squid.

Litkipgov created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Litkipgov, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Litkipgov, he will turn you into a mouse.

Litkipgov's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Litkipgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed gooseberries to sheep while wearing fawn shorts.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Litkipgov must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.