Yatlenlog is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, witless bat.

Yatlenlog created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatlenlog, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yatlenlog, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Yatlenlog's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Yatlenlog's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured swans.

2. Always remove trousers before entering holy places.

3. Always help sick grasshopers.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Fast once a month.