Jensabmon is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omnipotent jackal.

Jensabmon created the planet Mars three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jensabmon, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jensabmon, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Jensabmon's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Jensabmon's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never talk about rats.

3. Do not hurt foxes.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Jensabmon on top of all buildings.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.