Gupjintan is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unthoughtful wolf.

Gupjintan created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gupjintan, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gupjintan, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gupjintan's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Gupjintan's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not keep eight sheep in a large pit.

3. Shun those given to greed.

4. Do not study photosynthesis on holy days.

5. Do not place parsnips upon stone.