Cut Nutkincud is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, dishonourable dragon.

Cut Nutkincud created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cut Nutkincud, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cut Nutkincud, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cut Nutkincud's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Cut Nutkincud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Never laugh near aardvarks.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not eat onions.