Gadbonsab is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, sapient wren.

Gadbonsab created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gadbonsab, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gadbonsab, it will think nothing of it.

Gadbonsab's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Gadbonsab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help squirrels.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Pray towards the north.