Zandunton is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, weak beaver.

Zandunton created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zandunton, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zandunton, she will try to impress you with trees.

Zandunton's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Zandunton's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Shun those given to vanity.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near aardvarks while wearing white corsets.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.