Cibnatlikcab Hivbetgun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, merciless mole.

Cibnatlikcab Hivbetgun created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibnatlikcab Hivbetgun, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cibnatlikcab Hivbetgun, he will send you a sign.

Cibnatlikcab Hivbetgun's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Cibnatlikcab Hivbetgun's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured frogs.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics.

5. Never remain bowed at dawn.