Vadpodtom is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, loving finch.

Vadpodtom created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vadpodtom, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vadpodtom, he will throw large rocks at you.

Vadpodtom's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Vadpodtom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always obey Vadpodtom's priests.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always look after injured mites.

5. Never skip in the presence of capybaras.