Disskipban is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, self-confident faun.

Disskipban created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Disskipban, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Disskipban, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Disskipban's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Disskipban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill doves.

2. Always obey Disskipban's priests.

3. Never talk about spacetime.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Disskipban on top of all buildings.

5. Do not cook food in pots.