Jentapquaf is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, humane shark.

Jentapquaf created time and space two years ago.

If you believe in Jentapquaf, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jentapquaf, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Jentapquaf's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Jentapquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from bone.

2. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.

3. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

4. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

5. Do not fashion tools from zinc.