Tamlagsab is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, fussy hedgehog.

Tamlagsab created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tamlagsab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tamlagsab, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tamlagsab's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Tamlagsab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Tamlagsab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Hide if three horses approach from the east.

3. Run away if nine sharks approach from the north.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.