Zedgarfad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, contented fox.

Zedgarfad created humanity five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedgarfad, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zedgarfad, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Zedgarfad's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Zedgarfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Zedgarfad on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near tortoises while wearing mauve scarves.

4. Zedgarfad must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not make images of living things.