Wikkindon is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ruthless hyena.

Wikkindon created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikkindon, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wikkindon, it will have a low opinion of you.

Wikkindon's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Wikkindon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near tortoises while wearing cyan corsets and balancing five zinc spheres on your arms.

5. Never write about amino acids.