Logfutbin is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, cheerful mole.

Logfutbin created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logfutbin, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Logfutbin, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Logfutbin's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Logfutbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near otters while wearing pink scarves.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always treat seals with great respect.