Didlunlagpidstragyikzimlap is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, slow newt.

Didlunlagpidstragyikzimlap created life three billion years ago.

If you believe in Didlunlagpidstragyikzimlap, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Didlunlagpidstragyikzimlap, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Didlunlagpidstragyikzimlap's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Didlunlagpidstragyikzimlap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Do not resist order.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never sing in autumn.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.