Lipkanstignurl is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, able faun.

Lipkanstignurl created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Lipkanstignurl, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lipkanstignurl, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Lipkanstignurl's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Lipkanstignurl's Holy Commandments

1. Put Lipkanstignurl first in all things.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never mention mice.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Lipkanstignurl loves manatees, so they must be respected.