Fathudfossfud is a god.

She takes the form of a small, sage goat.

Fathudfossfud created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Fathudfossfud, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fathudfossfud, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Fathudfossfud's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Fathudfossfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of foxes.

2. Worship no other gods but Fathudfossfud.

3. Never write about chlorophyll.

4. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Retreat if six doves approach from the west.