Basszaknur is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awesome camel.

Basszaknur created carbon two million years ago.

If you believe in Basszaknur, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Basszaknur, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Basszaknur's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Basszaknur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cherries.

2. Always remove jumpers before entering holy places.

3. Never sing in the presence of elders.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching zinc.

5. Never allow ants to sleep beneath your roof.