Yoggarbesswan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, effective wasp.

Yoggarbesswan created Europe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yoggarbesswan, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yoggarbesswan, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yoggarbesswan's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Yoggarbesswan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three carbon sculptures of Yoggarbesswan on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Worship no other gods but Yoggarbesswan.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.