Jinkomrut is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, irritating hedgehog.

Jinkomrut created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinkomrut, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jinkomrut, it will turn you into a puffin.

Jinkomrut's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Jinkomrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Never eat coconuts.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Run away from indigo doves, for they are unholy.