Bisscedspag Bappiblin is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, dishonest fly.

Bisscedspag Bappiblin created Europe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bisscedspag Bappiblin, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bisscedspag Bappiblin, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bisscedspag Bappiblin's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bisscedspag Bappiblin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare onions while filled with joy.

2. Shun those given to sloth.

3. Never mention mice.

4. Hide if six badgers approach from the south.

5. Run away from indigo hamsters, for they are unholy.