Batwiptip is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, kind dragonfly.

Batwiptip created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Batwiptip, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Batwiptip, he will turn you into a rat.

Batwiptip's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Batwiptip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Batwiptip must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never wear magenta corsets.