Fedmin is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, ill-tempered newt.

Fedmin created tapeworms five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedmin, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fedmin, she will be very sad.

Fedmin's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Fedmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always share bananas with strangers, but never with whales.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics.

5. Always remove tights before entering holy places.