Yiklamcun is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, loving hippopotamus.

Yiklamcun created dark energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yiklamcun, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yiklamcun, it will turn you into a mouse.

Yiklamcun's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Yiklamcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention badgers.

2. Never chant in the presence of elders.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not prepare gooseberries while wearing shorts.

5. Never pray while filled with joy.