Sigwankim is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, caring jellyfish.

Sigwankim created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigwankim, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sigwankim, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sigwankim's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Sigwankim's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from clay.

2. Never talk about rats.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never wear brown ear rings on sacred days.