Hastettitiphamfoddidtofarm is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, sapient shark.

Hastettitiphamfoddidtofarm created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hastettitiphamfoddidtofarm, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hastettitiphamfoddidtofarm, she will have a low opinion of you.

Hastettitiphamfoddidtofarm's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Hastettitiphamfoddidtofarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near foxes while wearing yellow stockings and balancing six zinc spheres on your chest.

5. Respect your elders.