Vigbafgar is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, astonishing coyote.

Vigbafgar created carbon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigbafgar, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vigbafgar, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Vigbafgar's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Vigbafgar's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Vigbafgar.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Never travel toward the north during winter.