Fedflydin Daptarmin is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, narcissistic hedgehog.

Fedflydin Daptarmin created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fedflydin Daptarmin, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fedflydin Daptarmin, it will destroy your home planet.

Fedflydin Daptarmin's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Fedflydin Daptarmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record names concerning black holes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

4. Fedflydin Daptarmin loves pigs, so they must be respected.

5. Learn three new languages a year.