Dussrullflylan Fasvanvid is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, merciful fly.

Dussrullflylan Fasvanvid created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dussrullflylan Fasvanvid, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dussrullflylan Fasvanvid, she will turn you into a puffin.

Dussrullflylan Fasvanvid's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Dussrullflylan Fasvanvid's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Dussrullflylan Fasvanvid six times a day.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

3. Put Dussrullflylan Fasvanvid first in all things.

4. Never talk about grasshopers.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dussrullflylan Fasvanvid.