Hubjopweg is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, fast faun.

Hubjopweg created the universe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubjopweg, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hubjopweg, it will refuse to believe in you.

Hubjopweg's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Hubjopweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare beans while filled with envy.

2. You must love Hubjopweg.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

5. Never pour water over plants.