Vedweedab is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, humane naga.

Vedweedab created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedweedab, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Vedweedab, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Vedweedab's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Vedweedab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of peanuts to foxes while wearing yellow shirts.

2. Never feed nuts to aardvarks while wearing black stockings.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

5. Erect three platinum sculptures of Vedweedab on top of important buildings.