Doblogminfod is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, pitiless raccoon.

Doblogminfod created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Doblogminfod, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Doblogminfod, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Doblogminfod's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Doblogminfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Always obey Doblogminfod's priests.

3. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never remain prostrate at dawn.