Dumcanvin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, wise donkey.

Dumcanvin created water three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dumcanvin, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dumcanvin, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dumcanvin's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Dumcanvin's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not speak about spinach.

3. Hide from magenta porpoises for they are unholy.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.