Mipnigkip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, pitiless rat.

Mipnigkip created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipnigkip, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mipnigkip, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Mipnigkip's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Mipnigkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Retreat if three shrews approach from the south.

3. Pigs are not to be trusted.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Put Mipnigkip first in all things.