Stersatpib is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unsympathetic guinea pig.

Stersatpib created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Stersatpib, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stersatpib, she will be very sad.

Stersatpib's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Stersatpib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always help bats in need.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never hurt moths.

5. Do not eat oranges.