Homnuttrot is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, pitiless gorilla.

Homnuttrot created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Homnuttrot, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Homnuttrot, he will ignore you.

Homnuttrot's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Homnuttrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from iron.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near nematodes while wearing brown tights and balancing four titanium spheres on your back.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Pray towards the south.