Cepquagfut is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, charitable ant.

Cepquagfut created a top quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepquagfut, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cepquagfut, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cepquagfut's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Cepquagfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat oranges.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Cepquagfut must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Retreat if nine tortoises approach from the east.

5. Never eat garlic.