Karrotfet is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, flying bat.

Karrotfet created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Karrotfet, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Karrotfet, he will not care at all.

Karrotfet's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Karrotfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix cucumbers with blood.

2. Do not speak about nuts.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Respect your elders.