Cit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, smart dingo.

Cit created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cit, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cit, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Cit's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Cit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Do not speak about nuts.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Cit on top of all buildings.