Dumgesscadarfsinnardin is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unthinking yak.

Dumgesscadarfsinnardin created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumgesscadarfsinnardin, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dumgesscadarfsinnardin, it will try to impress you with trees.

Dumgesscadarfsinnardin's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Dumgesscadarfsinnardin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

2. Dumgesscadarfsinnardin loves horses, so they must be respected.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.