Pombatquim is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, passionate wren.

Pombatquim created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pombatquim, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pombatquim, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Pombatquim's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Pombatquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow hats.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not eat apples.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.