Quillsabshav Stanhivnad is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, capable hamster.

Quillsabshav Stanhivnad created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillsabshav Stanhivnad, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quillsabshav Stanhivnad, he will not invite you to parties.

Quillsabshav Stanhivnad's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Quillsabshav Stanhivnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never pray while filled with envy.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.