Tarpbagciss is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, fussy butterfly.

Tarpbagciss created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarpbagciss, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tarpbagciss, it will turn you into a slug.

Tarpbagciss' most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Tarpbagciss' Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. You must never eat wheat.

5. Never talk about spacetime near manatees while wearing black trousers and balancing seven nickel spheres on your hands.