Safligvin is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awesome zebra.

Safligvin created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Safligvin, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Safligvin, he will boil you in a big pot.

Safligvin's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Safligvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain bowed at midday.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never speak at midnight.

5. Always share garlic with strangers, but never with snails.