Disspasyok is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humorless wyvern.

Disspasyok created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Disspasyok, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Disspasyok, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Disspasyok's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Disspasyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Always obey Disspasyok's priests.

3. Pigs are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near tortoises while wearing pink jumpers and balancing five nickel spheres on your face.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.