Kopnurlbot Mipratrulvidbanmadyatab is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, impressive camel.

Kopnurlbot Mipratrulvidbanmadyatab created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopnurlbot Mipratrulvidbanmadyatab, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kopnurlbot Mipratrulvidbanmadyatab, he will not care.

Kopnurlbot Mipratrulvidbanmadyatab's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Kopnurlbot Mipratrulvidbanmadyatab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kopnurlbot Mipratrulvidbanmadyatab.

4. Do not keep nine nematodes in a large pit.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.