Dinsadbug is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish wasp.

Dinsadbug created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Dinsadbug, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dinsadbug, he will turn you into a mouse.

Dinsadbug's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Dinsadbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick cats.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never paint your legs orange.