Dinsadbug is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish
wasp.
Dinsadbug created oxygen two million years ago.
If you believe in
Dinsadbug, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Dinsadbug, he will turn you into a mouse.
Dinsadbug's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.
Dinsadbug's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick cats.
2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Never paint your legs orange.