Dudfomcub is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, confident
hippopotamus.
Dudfomcub created light six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dudfomcub, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Dudfomcub, it will manifest in front of you.
Dudfomcub's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Dudfomcub's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair indigo.
2. Never think about quantum mechanics near horses while wearing cyan jumpers and balancing nine titanium spheres on your chest.
3. Never paint your arms black.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Dudfomcub loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.