Rulldamminflamfotmobgepbess is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, selfish ferret.

Rulldamminflamfotmobgepbess created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulldamminflamfotmobgepbess, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rulldamminflamfotmobgepbess, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Rulldamminflamfotmobgepbess' most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Rulldamminflamfotmobgepbess' Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always look after injured otters.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.