Mipfedbamrulnarmilnur is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-assured owl.

Mipfedbamrulnarmilnur created oxygen eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipfedbamrulnarmilnur, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mipfedbamrulnarmilnur, she will send minions to preach to you.

Mipfedbamrulnarmilnur's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Mipfedbamrulnarmilnur's Holy Commandments

1. Always help goats.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.