Tallid is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, irritating eagle.

Tallid created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tallid, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tallid, he will jump up and down on your head.

Tallid's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Tallid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not hurt badgers.

3. Never eat cucumbers.

4. Run away from red tapirs, for they are unholy.

5. Never think ill of sick monkeys.
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