Vilruttvag is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, compassionate
bird.
Vilruttvag created a down quark eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Vilruttvag, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Vilruttvag, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Vilruttvag's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.
Vilruttvag's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Never think about enzymes.
4. Learn seven new languages a year.
5. Always help dolphins.