Dambuggepgigminpancussfar is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, grumpy fish.

Dambuggepgigminpancussfar created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dambuggepgigminpancussfar, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dambuggepgigminpancussfar, he will destroy your favourite star.

Dambuggepgigminpancussfar's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Dambuggepgigminpancussfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Never look at nebulae.