Mumablim is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, moody mole.

Mumablim created an up quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumablim, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mumablim, she will turn you into a sheep.

Mumablim's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Mumablim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near great tits while wearing magenta jumpers and balancing six copper spheres on your head.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mumablim.

5. Never feed lots of turnips to snails while wearing red ear rings.