Komkenhug is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, conceited fish.

Komkenhug created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komkenhug, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Komkenhug, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Komkenhug's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Komkenhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never hurt birds.

5. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Komkenhug in the centre of the settlement.