Kinhudvonk is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unthinking unicorn.

Kinhudvonk created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kinhudvonk, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kinhudvonk, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Kinhudvonk's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Kinhudvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of elders.

2. Kinhudvonk loves eagles, so they must be respected.

3. Do not fashion tools from tin.

4. Always wear plain rings during rituals.

5. Never fashion tools from ash.