Bidquagtim is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ill-tempered otter.

Bidquagtim created gold seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidquagtim, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bidquagtim, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bidquagtim's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bidquagtim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snails.

2. Do not contemplate optics during the night.

3. Always help capybaras.

4. Never paint your feet black.

5. Put Bidquagtim first in all things.